Presidential Points to Ponder

Published on Jul 24, 2012 by 

Since it’s election time again, and Mitt Romney has been attacked by Obama for the outsourcing of thousands of jobs, I’d like to take a moment to explain to you the fine points of Obama’s own economic recovery plan. As you all know, the President is on the record, opposing the outsourcing of American jobs. Instead, what the President has proposed, and been implementing for the past four years without the interference of the rule of law, is his own, TOP SECRET, Stealth Employment Program, known in informal circles as “Obama Cuida”, or “Obama Cares,” for non-Spanish speakers.

As the name suggests, Obama is working to forge an International recovery built NOT upon the OUT-sourcing of jobs, but rather upon the limitless IN-sourcing of undocumented workers. Every Mexican economist we have consulted agrees with the pure genius of this plan. Obama is convinced these insourced workers will be taking jobs that the American people have shown no interest in performing, since they can earn much more by simply remaining on welfare. It’s a win-win situation for everyone, including candidate Obama, who stands to profit politically from his unannounced, “voters without borders” program.

This is a president with a unique vision for our future and the future of our neighbors to the South. Allow Obama to move forward with four more years of his “hope and change,” and we’ll hardly recognize our old constitutional republic.


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